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Scenesters!  Looking for a whole new take on that holiday classic Twas The Night Before Christmas?  Look no further as you have staggered into the right place.  In this severely re-jiggered version of that ageless rhyme that you already love Sly reveals what REALLY happened on that night that the fat little cat with the jelly belly dropped in.  Swank hijinks abound and Christmas comes off as you’ve never seen it before.  Something from the bar?

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Sly has a rude awakening but makes the best of a long day off.  He and Big Louie spend hours dissecting his regrettable choice in women.  And wouldn’t you know it swank swoops in at the last minute and prevails.  Something from the bar?

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In the latest installment of Swanktown Sly and his crew spend a late night cruising the streets looking for action.  Miranda the beautiful bartender is being harassed by an overdressed rube who is ferociously attracted to her magnificent breasts.  The cops show up and join the all night circus and it doesn’t end until the overcooked stranger plays a shocking card.  Miranda has the vapors and breakfast is served with champagne.  Something from the bar?

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In Swanktown this week Sly spends a long, uncomfortable and only mildly profitable week in the Big Apple. It makes him miss his hometown all the more. Then again no one needs a reason to miss Swanktown

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In Swanktown this week we follow the trials and tribulations of Jasper bicycle messenger and all around free spirit. Jasper faces many challenges in his life that would daunt an ordinary man. Jasper is anything but ordinary and he takes it all in stride. When true love rings his bell he shakes off the induced migraine and gets to work saving the life of a woman who had previously been unattainable for a dude of his caliber. You’ll love it but only if you listen.

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In this Swanktown! episode of lies and greed Lana and Lizarda, the Druid Sisters get a suspicious check.  Suspicious because it involves Lizarda ex beau Drags.  Anything involving Drags is suspicious and this doesn’t disappoint.  There’s international travel, secret slush funds and ice cold martinis for and all and a perfect swank ending wherein everyone gets what they deserve.  Too bad real life isn’t like this.

 

 
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Cosmo D. Gigolo shows his true colors and works his magic in this Swanktown! tale of love and desire.  It’s a real bodice ripper until Cosmo gets an up close look at his new paramour.  For Cosmo it’s women and money that make the world go ’round for her it’s men and babies.  Sort of like oil and water but less compatability.

 

 

Swank goes Irish in this passionate Swanktown! tale of love, money, luck and deception.  Perfect with an Irish whiskey or Guiness Stout.  Sly tells the tale of the slippery Jack who stays one step ahead of the law until love mucks up the works.  It’s hard enough to break out of prison but Jack has the extreme challenge of breaking back in.  Something from the bar?

 

 

In this hot fresh new episode of Swanktown Sly tells of a very talented pianist he met in Paris with huge hands and a grand ambition. Things go horribly wrong, as the French say, and all hope seems lost. Then, as you’d imagine, swank steps in and saves the day. It’s kind of like rubbing your ruby slippers together and real REALLY wanting it. And yet . . . it works. WARNING: This story has strong emotional passages and vivid pictures for the imagination.

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In this week’s episode of SWANKTOWN Cosmo D’Gigolo befriends a street lady with a secret.  She has dreams and delusions and he patiently hears her fantastic dramas and he, in turn, dazzles her with his rich and complex love life.  Naturally, she reads him like a book and drops the perfect word at the perfect moment.  But things take a dire turn and all is dismal and sad until swank saves the day yet again.  Somthing from the bar?  I suggest a Cosmo.

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